marriagecouple – Inovatestory https://inovatestory.com Make Your Day Fri, 08 Dec 2023 10:30:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://inovatestory.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/cropped-Black-Vintage-Emblem-Tree-Logo-1-32x32.png marriagecouple – Inovatestory https://inovatestory.com 32 32 231211893 Hang Out With Homeowner’s Wife https://inovatestory.com/hang-out-with-homeowners-wife/ Fri, 08 Dec 2023 23:00:57 +0000 https://alternatech.net/?p=64188 The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.

‘You did a great job,’ he said and handed the man his money.

‘Also, in order to thank-you, here’s an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.’

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the painter had forgotten something the man asked, ‘What’s the matter, did you forget something?’

‘Nope.’ replied the painter. ‘I’m just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.’

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Those wanting to be married

Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning service. After the benediction, Father Henry had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married.

‘Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?’ Father Henry requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

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]]> 64188 Husband’s Strange Language https://inovatestory.com/husbands-strange-language/ Fri, 08 Dec 2023 02:26:24 +0000 https://alternatech.net/?p=64215 Daniel and Jessica, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jessica immediately ‘phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, ‘How was the honeymoon, dearest?’

‘Oh, Ma,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic…’

Then Jessica burst out crying. ‘But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Daniel started using the most ghastly language… saying things I’ve never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please Ma. ‘

‘Calm down, Jessica!,’ said her mother, ‘Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?’

Still sobbing, Jessica whispered, ‘Oh, Ma…words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.’

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Silent Wife

Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers; here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year.

Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces, ‘I think I’m going to divorce my wife, she hasn’t spoken to me in eighteen months.’

Stephen downs his glass of the red wine thoughtfully and after a while responds, ‘Think it over a bit more, Nige; women like that are hard to find.’

Footnote:

Nigel’s wife has been missing a week now.

Police said to prepare for the worst. So Nigel had to go to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

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