The Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife’s Behavior Surprised Him
The Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife’s Behavior Surprised HimThe Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife’s Behavior Surprised Him
“Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy grocery… I’ll come running back to you, my love. I love you…. ”
He gets surprised and asks his son.., ‘what happened last night..?’
Son told: ” when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said…… Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone… I M Married !!!”
Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That’s great son. Who is she?
Son: It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later:
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That’s great son. Who is she?
Son: It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and sor was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your Father..!!