{"id":101528,"date":"2024-12-03T15:32:35","date_gmt":"2024-12-03T08:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=101528"},"modified":"2024-12-03T15:32:35","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T08:32:35","slug":"anyone-in-the-mood-for-short-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/anyone-in-the-mood-for-short-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Anyone in the mood for short jokes?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A mom texts, \u201cHi Son, what does IDK, LY, &amp; TTYL mean?\u201d\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-101563 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/inovatestory.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/12%5C/mom-text-jokes.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"800\"' height='\"940\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/mom-text-jokes.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>He texts back,\n</p><p>\u201cI Don\u2019t Know, Love You, &amp; Talk To You Later.\u201d\n</p><p>The mom texts him, \u201cIt\u2019s ok, don\u2019t worry about it. I\u2019ll ask your sister, love you too.\u201d\n</p><p><strong>The father is telling his son stories to help him sleep.\n<p>The only sound is the murmur of dad\u2019s voice. Two hours pass, and there\u2019s silence in the room. The mother creeps to the door and whispers, \u201cIs he asleep, dear?\u201d<br>\n\u201cYes, Mommy,\u201d says her son.\n</p><p>\u201cI thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,\u201d the mother said. \u201cWhere is he?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cWell,\u201d her son replied thoughtfully, \u201cif he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he\u2019s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he\u2019s out swimming.\u201d\n</p><p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-101562 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/inovatestory.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/12%5C/funny-face2.gif%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"348\"' height='\"250\"'>\n</p><p><strong>A dentist told a mother,\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry madam, but I\u2019ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy\u2019s tooth.\u201d<br>\nThe mother exclaimed, \u201cA $100! You said it was only $20!\u201d<br>\n\u201cYes,\u201d replied the dentist, \u201cbut he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!\u201d<br>\nA man is bragging about his new hearing aid.<br>\n\u201cIt\u2019s the best I\u2019ve ever had,\u201d he says. \u201cIt cost $3,000.\u201d<br>\nHis friend asks, \u201cWhat kind is it?\u201d<br>\nHe says, \u201cHalf past four!\u201d\n</p><p>Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. \u201cThis,\u201d she said, \u201cI suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cNo, Madam,\u201d replied the attendant. \u201cThat one\u2019s called a mirror.\u201d\n</p><p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-101561 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/inovatestory.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/12%5C/funny-face1.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"360\"' height='\"360\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/funny-face1.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p><em><strong>A central banker walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter get it.<br>\nThere a clerk asks him: \u201cShould I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?\u201d<br>\nThe central banker replies: \u201cI\u2019m feeling rather hungry right now. You\u2019d better cut it into eight pieces.\u201d<br>\nI stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I<br>\ndecided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.\n<p>\u201cJust a minute!\u201d I said. \u201cThose aren\u2019t fat-free.\u201d<br>\n\u201cYes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!\u201d\n</p><p><strong>Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant.<br>\n<strong>Tom: What do you want with an elephant?<br>\n<strong>Tim: Nothing, I just want the money.\n<p><strong>A guy shows up late for work.<br>\nThe boss yells, \u201cYou should\u2019ve been here at 8.30!\u201d<br>\nHe replies, \u201cWhy? What happened at 8.30?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mom texts, \u201cHi Son, what does IDK, LY, &amp; TTYL mean?\u201d He texts back, \u201cI Don\u2019t Know, Love You, &amp; Talk To You Later.\u201d The mom texts him, \u201cIt\u2019s ok, don\u2019t worry about it. I\u2019ll ask your sister, love you too.\u201d The father is telling his son stories to help him sleep. 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