\nLaughter is the best medicine, and we encourage you to share these jokes and stories with your friends and family.\n
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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
\nLittle Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.\n
\nThe teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
\n“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
\nSusie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b.i.t.c.h.”\n
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Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye.
\nHis father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn’t my fault.
\nWe were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt.
\nI reached over and pulled it out.
\nThat’s when she hit me!”
\n“Johnny,” the father said.
\n“You don’t do those kind of things to women.”\n
\nSure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
\nJohnny’s father said, “Johnny, I thought we had a talk!”
\n“But Dad,” Johnny said, “It wasn’t my fault.
\nThere we were in church saying our prayers.
\nWe all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt.
\nThen Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.
\nNow I know she doesn’t like this, so I pushed it back in!”\n