{"id":62704,"date":"2023-11-14T06:00:43","date_gmt":"2023-11-13T23:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62704"},"modified":"2024-04-12T17:43:46","modified_gmt":"2024-04-12T10:43:46","slug":"a-restaurant-advertised-a-new-dish-fatfree-french-fries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-restaurant-advertised-a-new-dish-fatfree-french-fries\/","title":{"rendered":"A restaurant advertised a new dish: \u201cfatfree French fries.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.\n

\u201cSounds great,\u201d said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.\n

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.\n

\u201cWait a minute,\u201d the boy said. \u201cThose don\u2019t look fat-free.\u201d\n

\u201cSure they are,\u201d the cook said. \u201cWe charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!\u201d\n

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\nIndian warrior decided to change his name\n

Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages).\n

He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at the counter.\n

Indian: \u201cHello miss. I would like to change my name if it is possible.\u201d\n

Lady: \u201cOf course, sir, but why would you do that?\u201d\n

Indian: \u201cWell you see my name is Sharp Arrow Flying Across the Field at Great Speed Hitting the Bison and the Bison Falls Down Dead. As you see it is too long and I\u2019m tired of pronouncing it,
\nI would like to change it to something shorter.\u201d\n

Lady: \u201cAlright, sir, so what is the name that you would like to change to?\u201d\n

Indian (makes sound with mouth): \u201cPew.\u201d
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