{"id":62704,"date":"2023-11-14T06:00:43","date_gmt":"2023-11-13T23:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62704"},"modified":"2024-04-12T17:43:46","modified_gmt":"2024-04-12T10:43:46","slug":"a-restaurant-advertised-a-new-dish-fatfree-french-fries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-restaurant-advertised-a-new-dish-fatfree-french-fries\/","title":{"rendered":"A restaurant advertised a new dish: \u201cfatfree French fries.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cSounds great,\u201d said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWait a minute,\u201d the boy said. \u201cThose don\u2019t look fat-free.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cSure they are,\u201d the cook said. \u201cWe charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!\u201d\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:'><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-62706 size-large src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/gdsg-1024x576.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1024\"' height='\"576\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/gdsg-1024x576.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'>Indian warrior decided to change his name\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages).\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at the counter.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Indian: \u201cHello miss. I would like to change my name if it is possible.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lady: \u201cOf course, sir, but why would you do that?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Indian: \u201cWell you see my name is Sharp Arrow Flying Across the Field at Great Speed Hitting the Bison and the Bison Falls Down Dead. As you see it is too long and I\u2019m tired of pronouncing it,<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'>I would like to change it to something shorter.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lady: \u201cAlright, sir, so what is the name that you would like to change to?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Indian (makes sound with mouth): \u201cPew.\u201d<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-medium wp-image-62695 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/depositphotos_76840867-stock-illustration-pointing-at-himself-emoticon-300x190.webp%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"300\"' height='\"190\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/depositphotos_76840867-stock-illustration-pointing-at-himself-emoticon-300x190.webp' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:'>Check out other social channels at<a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"><span style='\"color:'> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:' font-size:><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. \u201cSounds great,\u201d said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. 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