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A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television\n
She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself\n
She approaches the salesman and says \u201cI would like to buy this TV.\u201d The salesman says \u201csorry, we cannot sell you this in good faith, I don\u2019t think you know what you\u2019re looking for.\u201d\n
Upset, the blonde storms out and thinks to herself \u201cHe won\u2019t sell me the TV because I\u2019m a woman and he thinks I need a man to choose for me, I\u2019ll show him.\u201d\n
She goes and buys a disguise with a short haired wig and fake mustache then later returns to the store dressed as a man. She looks around and finds her TV again and walks it over to the counter.\n
In her best male voice she says \u201cGood evening sir, I would like the purchase this TV.\u201d The salesman sees right through her disguise and says \u201caren\u2019t you the blonde woman from earlier? I told you I will not sell you this.\u201d\n
The blonde gets upset and storms out once more thinking to herself \u201cSo he won\u2019t sell me the TV because I\u2019m blonde, figures! I\u2019m coming back and I\u2019ll get that TV!\u201d\n
She goes to a local salon and has her hair and eyebrows dyed brunette and once again returns to the store. She picks up her TV and puts it on the counter and says \u201cI would like to purchase this television.\u201d\n
The salesman slams his hands on the counter and says \u201cLady listen you can\u2019t keep coming back here and trying to purchase this!\u201d\n
Confused the blonde says \u201cHow did you know it was me? You saw through both disguises, are you some sort of detective?\u201d\n
The salesman replies \u201cI know it\u2019s you because you\u2019ve been trying to buy a microwave all day, not a goddamn TV!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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