{"id":63859,"date":"2023-12-04T17:08:51","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T10:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63859"},"modified":"2023-12-04T17:08:51","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T10:08:51","slug":"a-boy-comes-back-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-boy-comes-back-from-school\/","title":{"rendered":"A Boy Comes Back From School"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A Boy Comes Back From School\n<figure id='\"attachment_63860\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-63860\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' alignnone><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-large' wp-image-63860 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/12%5C/1-1-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' boy comes back from school width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/1-1-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-63860\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>A Boy Comes Back From School\n<p>A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.\n</p><p>\u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said.\n</p><p>His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office. In the meantime we\u2019re going to find where Portugal is.\u201d\n</p><p>She gets a map of the state and can\u2019t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can\u2019t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can\u2019t find Portugal.\n</p><p>\u201cI swear Portugal can\u2019t be far.\n</p><p>The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work everyday on her bicycle.\u201d\n</p><h4><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/EvaBeauty.0812%5C%22">Our social channel: Eva &amp; Beauty\n<h5><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">SEE MORE: Funny Jokes and Stories\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Boy Comes Back From School A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. \u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said. His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d \u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d \u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":63860,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Boy Comes Back From School. A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[384,370,480,472,385,425],"class_list":{"0":"post-63859","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-jokes","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-funny-jokes","11":"tag-funny-stories","12":"tag-laugh","13":"tag-story"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/1-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63859\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></a></h5></a></h4></figcaption></figure></h2>