{"id":63862,"date":"2023-12-04T17:16:37","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T10:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63862"},"modified":"2023-12-05T15:55:33","modified_gmt":"2023-12-05T08:55:33","slug":"blonde-walking-her-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/blonde-walking-her-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde Walking Her Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Blonde Walking Her Dogs\n<figure id='\"attachment_63863\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-63863\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' alignnone><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-large' wp-image-63863 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/12%5C/2-1-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"Blonde' walking her dogs width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/2-1-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-63863\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>Blonde Walking Her Dogs\n<p>A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says\n</p><p>\u201coh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?\u201d\n</p><p>The blonde replies\n</p><p>\u201cWell, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.\u201d\n</p><p>The man responds\n</p><p>\u201cHuh.. that\u2019s interesting.. why did you name them such names?\u201d\n</p><p>The blonde sighs and shakes her head.\n</p><p>\u201cEveryone keeps asking me the same thing\u2026\n</p><p>duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??\u201d\n</p><h4><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/EvaBeauty.0812%5C%22">Our social channel: Eva &amp; Beauty\n<h5><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">SEE MORE: Funny Jokes and Stories\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blonde Walking Her Dogs A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says \u201coh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?\u201d The blonde replies \u201cWell, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.\u201d The man responds \u201cHuh.. that\u2019s interesting.. why did you name\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":63863,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Blonde Walking Her Dogs. A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says....","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[384,370,480,383,385,425],"class_list":{"0":"post-63862","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-jokes","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-funny-jokes","11":"tag-funny-story","12":"tag-laugh","13":"tag-story"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/2-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63862\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></a></h5></a></h4></figcaption></figure></h2>