{"id":65131,"date":"2024-01-10T17:41:10","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T10:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65131"},"modified":"2025-01-24T23:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-24T16:13:03","slug":"a-couple-was-celebrating-their-60-anniversary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-couple-was-celebrating-their-60-anniversary\/","title":{"rendered":"A Couple Was Celebrating Their 60 Anniversary."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they\u2019d shared, where Jerry had carved &ldquo;<strong>I love you, Sally&rdquo;.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There, she counted the money \u2013 fifty thousand dollars!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Jerry said, <strong>&ldquo;We\u2019ve got to give it back&rdquo;.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sally said, <strong>&ldquo;Finders keepers&rdquo;. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighbourhood looking for the money and knocked on their door.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>&ldquo;Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sally said, <strong>&ldquo;No&rdquo;.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Jerry said, <strong>&ldquo;She\u2019s lying. She hid it up in the attic&rdquo;.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sally said, <strong>&ldquo;Don\u2019t believe him, he\u2019s getting senile&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One said: <strong>&ldquo;Tell us the story from the beginning.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Jerry said, <strong>&ldquo;Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first police officer turned to his partner and said, <strong>&ldquo;We\u2019re outta here!&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. 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