{"id":65153,"date":"2024-01-10T17:26:03","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T10:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65153"},"modified":"2025-03-03T16:26:03","modified_gmt":"2025-03-03T09:26:03","slug":"a-rabbit-walks-into-a-grocery-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-rabbit-walks-into-a-grocery-store\/","title":{"rendered":"A Rabbit Walks Into A Grocery Store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A rabbit walks into a grocery store.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He bangs his paws on the counter and yells <strong>\u201ca pound of carrots!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The shopkeeper says<strong> \u201cI\u2019ll get you the carrots, but please don\u2019t bang your paws on the counter\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The rabbit takes the carrots and leaves.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day he comes back and again bangs his paws on the counter and yells <strong>\u201ca pound of carrots!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This time the shopkeeper is more annoyed. <strong>\u201cI\u2019ll get you the carrots,\u201d he says, \u201cbut do not bang your paws on the counter. You are leaving scratch marks.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The rabbit takes the carrots and leaves.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day he comes back and again bangs his paws on the counter and yells <strong>\u201ca pound of carrots!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Now the shopkeeper is mad.<strong> \u201cListen,\u201d he says. <strong>\u201cI\u2019ll get you the carrots, but if you do that one more time I\u2019m going to nail your paws to the counter!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The rabbit takes the carrots and leaves.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day he comes back. This time, he politely asks<strong> \u201cdo you have nails?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis is a grocery store, not a hardware store\u201d the shopkeeper replies. <strong>\u201cWhy would we sell nails?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIn that case,\u201d says the rabbit while banging his paws on the counter,<strong> \u201ca pound of carrots!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A rabbit walks into a grocery store. He bangs his paws on the counter and yells \u201ca pound of carrots!\u201d The shopkeeper says \u201cI\u2019ll get you the carrots, but please don\u2019t bang your paws on the counter\u201d. The rabbit takes the carrots and leaves. The next day he comes back and again bangs his paws\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115946,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65153","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Rabbit-Walks-Into-A-Grocery-Store.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65153"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115947,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65153\/revisions\/115947"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>