{"id":65227,"date":"2024-01-11T11:28:02","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T04:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65227"},"modified":"2025-02-27T11:32:06","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T04:32:06","slug":"there-was-an-old-man-who-always-rode-his-bike-to-his-brothers-house-every","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/there-was-an-old-man-who-always-rode-his-bike-to-his-brothers-house-every\/","title":{"rendered":"There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother\u2019s house every\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother\u2019s house every weekend.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It took him 2 hours and he alway\u2019s made it by there by 2PM.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day he tried to make it in 1 hour. Collapsing on a hill from exhaustion, while sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and asks him if he needs a ride.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man looks at his watch and sees he would be late if not, but there is already a passenger, so he asks how?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo problem,\u201d says the man in the corvette, <strong>\u201cI\u2019ve got a rope in the back and we\u2019ll tie your bike to the back bumper and you can ride.\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man says, <strong>\u201cOk!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They take off and the driver yells back,<strong> \u201cJust yell beep beep if I\u2019m going to fast.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>No problem the man thinks. They come to an Intersection and a Ferrari pulls up, the man\u2019s eye\u2019s widen in fright.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sure enough, the light changes and they\u2019re off!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Anyway, the guy made it to his brothers on time and the Vette lost.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Meanwhile, at the local police dept: <strong>\u201cHey guys the weirdest thing just happened to me. A Ferrari and a Vette just lost me at over 120 mph on Main Street.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s so weird about that?\u201d asks the other cops.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first cop says, <strong>\u201cThere was this old guy on a bike behind them screaming beep beep and trying to pass!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother\u2019s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway\u2019s made it by there by 2PM. One day he tried to make it in 1 hour. 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