{"id":65366,"date":"2024-01-14T10:17:18","date_gmt":"2024-01-14T03:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65366"},"modified":"2025-02-26T14:17:10","modified_gmt":"2025-02-26T07:17:10","slug":"the-big-barbeque-and-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/the-big-barbeque-and-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"The Big Barbeque And B- utt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man and his wife were working in their garden one day.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man looks over at his wife and says: <strong>\u201cYour b- utt is getting really big I mean really big.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I bet your b- utt is bigger than the barbecue.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill, then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife\u2019s bo -ttom: <strong>\u201cYes, I was right, your b- utt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in b3d, the husband was feeling a little frisky.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He made some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. <strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d he asks.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She answers: <strong>\u201cDo you really think I\u2019m going to fire up this big-4ss grill for one little weenie?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: \u201cYour b- utt is getting really big I mean really big. I bet your b- utt is bigger than the barbecue.\u201d With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill,\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":114889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: \u201cYour b- utt is getting really big","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[610],"class_list":{"0":"post-65366","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-joke"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/The-Big-Barbeque-And-butt.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114890,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65366\/revisions\/114890"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/114889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p>