{"id":65381,"date":"2024-01-15T10:01:30","date_gmt":"2024-01-15T03:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65381"},"modified":"2025-02-19T11:49:13","modified_gmt":"2025-02-19T04:49:13","slug":"dan-married-one-of-a-pair-of-identical-twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/dan-married-one-of-a-pair-of-identical-twins\/","title":{"rendered":"Dan Married One Of A Pair Of Identical Twins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Dan married one of a pair of identical twins.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cTell the court why you want a divorce,\u201d the judge said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell, Your Honor,\u201d Dan started,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cEvery once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical twins, sometimes I\u2019d end up love to her by mistake.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSurely there must be some difference between the two women,\u201d the judge said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cExactly, Your Honor. That\u2019s why I want the divorce.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. \u201cTell the court why you want a divorce,\u201d the judge said. \u201cWell, Your Honor,\u201d Dan started, \u201cEvery once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":113782,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. \u201cTell the court why you want...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[610],"class_list":{"0":"post-65381","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-joke"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Dan-Married-One-Of-A-Pair-Of-Identical-Twins.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65381"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113783,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65381\/revisions\/113783"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/113782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>