{"id":65384,"date":"2024-01-15T10:05:22","date_gmt":"2024-01-15T03:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65384"},"modified":"2025-02-19T11:44:02","modified_gmt":"2025-02-19T04:44:02","slug":"anna-was-79-years-old-and-lived-on-the-third-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/anna-was-79-years-old-and-lived-on-the-third-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"Anna Was 79 Years Old And Lived On The Third Floor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Despite her age, she was still a real mama.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>However, one day she fell and broke her leg.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An ambulance drove her to the hospital where a doctor put a cast on it.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When he was done, he warned her,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNow don\u2019t be walking up or down any stairs, okay?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Anna nodded and thought that this sounded reasonable.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few weeks later, the doctor took off the cast.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSo, can I climb stairs now?\u201d asked the little old lady.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes,\u201d he replied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThank goodness!\u201d she said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019m sick and tired of climbing up and down that drainpipe!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real mama. However, one day she fell and broke her leg. An ambulance drove her to the hospital where a doctor put a cast on it. When he was done, he warned her,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":113778,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real mama. However, one day she fell","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[370,610],"class_list":{"0":"post-65384","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-joke"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Anna-was-79-years-old-and-lived-on-the-third-floor-of-a-boarding-house.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65384"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113779,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65384\/revisions\/113779"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/113778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>