{"id":65387,"date":"2024-01-15T10:09:57","date_gmt":"2024-01-15T03:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65387"},"modified":"2025-02-19T11:41:04","modified_gmt":"2025-02-19T04:41:04","slug":"a-guy-takes-his-wife-to-a-golf-course","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-guy-takes-his-wife-to-a-golf-course\/","title":{"rendered":"A Guy Takes His Wife To A Golf Course"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A guy takes his wife to a golf course for the first time.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They stand on the first tee, a short par 3, and points to the on the green.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSee that flag\u201d That\u2019s where you want to hit your ball.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So she takes a couple of practice swings, then steps up to the ball and knocks it right onto the green, two feet from the flag.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWow! That\u2019s a great shot, congratulations!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She says,?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDoes that mean I win?\u201d He says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, you still have to putt the ball into the little cup at the bottom of the flag stick.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, great. NOW you tell me.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy takes his wife to a golf course for the first time. They stand on the first tee, a short par 3, and points to the on the green. \u201cSee that flag\u201d That\u2019s where you want to hit your ball. So she takes a couple of practice swings, then steps up to the ball\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":113770,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A guy takes his wife to a golf course for the first time. They stand on the first tee, a short par 3, and points to the on the green.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[370,610],"class_list":{"0":"post-65387","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-joke"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Guy-Takes-His-Wife-To-A-Golf-Course.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65387"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113773,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65387\/revisions\/113773"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/113770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>