{"id":65398,"date":"2024-01-15T10:24:44","date_gmt":"2024-01-15T03:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65398"},"modified":"2025-02-13T17:28:18","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T10:28:18","slug":"a-store-attending-to-senior-customers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-store-attending-to-senior-customers\/","title":{"rendered":"A Store Attending To Senior Customers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A store announces that from 8:00 to 9:30 am they\u2019ll only be attending to senior customers and offering discounts.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>By 7:30 there was already a big line of grandpas and grandmas waiting outside.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly a nice car pulls up, and a young man gets out and proceeds to cut in front of everyone.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He gets immediately smacked in the head with a cane by an old lady.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He brushes it off and keeps going.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This time a lot of canes come down on him until he turns around and runs back to his car.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDamn it!\u201d He yells\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI\u2019m not opening this today.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A store announces that from 8:00 to 9:30 am they\u2019ll only be attending to senior customers and offering discounts. By 7:30 there was already a big line of grandpas and grandmas waiting outside. Suddenly a nice car pulls up, and a young man gets out and proceeds to cut in front of everyone. He gets\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":112850,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A store announces that from 8:00 to 9:30 am they\u2019ll only be attending to senior customers and offering discounts...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[370,610],"class_list":{"0":"post-65398","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-joke"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Store-Attending-To-Senior-Customers.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65398"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112852,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65398\/revisions\/112852"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/112850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>