{"id":66022,"date":"2024-01-23T15:08:51","date_gmt":"2024-01-23T08:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66022"},"modified":"2024-01-23T15:08:51","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T08:08:51","slug":"joes-wife-bought-a-new-line-of-expensive-cosmetics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/joes-wife-bought-a-new-line-of-expensive-cosmetics\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe\u2019s Wife Bought A New Line Of Expensive Cosmetics."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe\u2019s Wife Bought A New Line Of Expensive Cosmetics.\n</p><p>Joe\u2019s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.\n</p><p>After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the \u201cmiracle\u201d products, she asked,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cDarling, honestly, what age would you say I am?\u201d\n<p>Looking over her carefully,\n</p><p>Joe replied,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cJudging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cOh, you flatterer!\u201d she gushed.\n<p><strong>\u201cHey, wait a minute!\u201d Joe interrupted.\n<p><strong>\u201cI haven\u2019t added them up yet.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe\u2019s Wife Bought A New Line Of Expensive Cosmetics. Joe\u2019s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the \u201cmiracle\u201d products, she asked, \u201cDarling, honestly, what age would you say I am?\u201d Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, \u201cJudging from\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66023,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Joe\u2019s Wife Bought A New Line Of Expensive Cosmetics.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66022","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/2.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66022\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>