{"id":67052,"date":"2024-02-01T10:49:45","date_gmt":"2024-02-01T03:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67052"},"modified":"2024-02-01T10:49:45","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T03:49:45","slug":"20-things-a-mom-should-tell-her-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/20-things-a-mom-should-tell-her-son\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Things A Mom Should Tell Her Son"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Play a sport.\n
It will teach you how to win honorably,
\nlose gracefully, respect authority,
\nwork with others, manage your time
\nand stay out of trouble.
\nAnd maybe even throw or catch.\n
2. You will set the tone\n
for the sexual relationship,
\nso don\u2019t take something away from her
\nthat you can\u2019t give back.\n
3. Use careful aim when you pee.\n
Somebody\u2019s got to clean that up, you know.\n
4. Save money when you\u2019re young\n
because you\u2019re going to need it someday.\n
5. Allow me to introduce you\n
to the dishwasher, oven,
\nwashing machine, iron,
\nvacuum, mop and broom.
\nNow please go use them.\n
6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.\n
7. Don\u2019t ever be a bully\n
and don\u2019t ever start a fight,
\nbut if some idiot clocks you,
\nplease defend yourself.\n
8. Your knowledge and education is something\n
that nobody can take away from you.\n
9. Treat women kindly.\n
Forever is a long time to live alone
\nand it\u2019s even longer to live with somebody
\nwho hates your guts.\n
10. Take pride in your appearance.\n
11. Be strong and tender at the same time.\n
12. A woman can do everything that you can do.\n
This includes her having a successful career
\nand you changing diapers at 3 A.M.
\nMutual respect is the key to a good relationship.\n
13. \u201cYes ma\u2019am\u201d and \u201cyes sir\u201d\n
still go a long way.\n
14. The reason that they\u2019re called \u201cprivate parts\u201d\n
is because they\u2019re \u201cprivate\u201d.
\nPlease do not scratch them in public.\n
15. Peer pressure is a scary thing.\n
Be a good leader and others will follow.\n
16. Bringing her flowers for no reason\n
is always a good idea.\n
17. It is better to be kind\n
than to be right.\n
18. A sense of humor\n
goes a long way
\nin the healing process.\n
19. Please choose your spouse wisely.\n
My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me
\nspending time with you and my grandchildren.\n
20. Remember to call your mother\n
because I might be missing you.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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