{"id":67329,"date":"2024-02-02T23:53:32","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67329"},"modified":"2024-02-02T23:53:32","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:53:32","slug":"a-50-year-old-lady-started-learning-how-to-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-50-year-old-lady-started-learning-how-to-swim\/","title":{"rendered":"A 50 Year Old Lady Started Learning How To Swim."},"content":{"rendered":"

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A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!!\n

Everyone was curious and asked her:\n

\u201cwhy the change in your interest to swimming now a days?\u201d\n

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied:\n

\u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son : \u2013\n

\u201cIf your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?\u201d\n

And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!\u201d\n

A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked:
\n\u201d now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?\u201d\n

Husband replied:
\n\u201cI don\u2019t have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.\u201d\n

Wife refused to relent:
\n\u201cNo, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us\u201d Husband replied:\n

\u201cThen you will surely die\u2026. because I don\u2019t know how to swim \u2026. and my mom will definitely save me first.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: \u201cwhy the change in your interest to swimming now a days?\u201d The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: \u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67355,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-67329","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/12.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67329\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}