{"id":67329,"date":"2024-02-02T23:53:32","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67329"},"modified":"2024-02-02T23:53:32","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:53:32","slug":"a-50-year-old-lady-started-learning-how-to-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-50-year-old-lady-started-learning-how-to-swim\/","title":{"rendered":"A 50 Year Old Lady Started Learning How To Swim."},"content":{"rendered":"
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A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!!\n
Everyone was curious and asked her:\n
\u201cwhy the change in your interest to swimming now a days?\u201d\n The lady, with a look of helplessness replied:\n \u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son : \u2013\n \u201cIf your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?\u201d\n And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!\u201d\n A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: Husband replied: Wife refused to relent: \u201cThen you will surely die\u2026. because I don\u2019t know how to swim \u2026. and my mom will definitely save me first.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: \u201cwhy the change in your interest to swimming now a days?\u201d The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: \u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67355,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-67329","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/12.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67329\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\u201d now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?\u201d\n
\n\u201cI don\u2019t have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.\u201d\n
\n\u201cNo, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us\u201d Husband replied:\n