{"id":67353,"date":"2024-02-02T23:38:12","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67353"},"modified":"2024-02-02T23:46:28","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:46:28","slug":"his-wife-opened-the-door-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/his-wife-opened-the-door-for\/","title":{"rendered":"His Wife Opened The Door For&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-67363 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/20.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"'>\n</p><p><strong>His Wife Opened The Door For His Next Door Neighbor In A Towel.\n<p>But He Never Thought He\u2019d Get Her To Do This.\n</p><p>Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.\n</p><p>When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.\n</p><p>Before she says a word, Bob says, <strong>\u2018I\u2019ll give you $800 to drop that towel. \u2018\n<p>After thinking for a moment, the woman dr0ps her towel and stands n@k3d in front of Bob, after a few seconds,\n</p><p><strong>Bob hands her $800 and leaves.\n<p>The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.\n</p><p>When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, <strong>\u2018Who was that?\u2019 \u2018\n<p><strong>It was Bob the next door neighbor,\u2019 she replies.\n<p><strong>\u2018Great,\u2019 the husband says, <strong>\u2018did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?\u2019\n<p><strong>Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His Wife Opened The Door For His Next Door Neighbor In A Towel. But He Never Thought He\u2019d Get Her To Do This. Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67363,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67353","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/20-e1706892382764.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67353\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>