{"id":67376,"date":"2024-02-03T17:46:52","date_gmt":"2024-02-03T10:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67376"},"modified":"2024-05-08T10:29:16","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T03:29:16","slug":"an-old-man-gets-on-a-crowded-bus-and-no-one-gives-him-a-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/an-old-man-gets-on-a-crowded-bus-and-no-one-gives-him-a-seat\/","title":{"rendered":"An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat."},"content":{"rendered":"

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.\n
As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man\u2019s cane slips on the floor and he falls down.\n
As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says,\n
\u201cIf you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn\u2019t slip.\u201d\n
The old man snaps back, \u201cWell, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today!\u201d\n
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Big Accident\n
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out cold.\n
A Passersby pulled him from the wreckage and revived him.\n
He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.\n
Later, when he had calmed down, they asked him why he had struggled so.\n
He said, a bit sheepishly, \u201cI remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of this huge, flashing sign. Turns out I was in a petrol station and somebody was standing in front of the \u2018S\u2019 on the \u2018Shell\u2019 sign.\u201d\n
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Monkey Accident\n
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed.\n
As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.\n
The officer looked down at the monkey and said \u201cI wish you could talk.\u201d\n
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. \u201cYou can understand what I\u2019m saying?\u201d asked the officer.\n
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. \u201cWell, did you see this?\u201d\n
\u201cYes,\u201d motioned the monkey. \u201cWhat happened?\u201d The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.\n
\u201cThey were drinking?\u201d asked the officer. \u201cYes.\u201d\n
\u201cWhat else?\u201d The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. \u201cThey were smoking marijuana?\u201d\n
\u201cYes.\u201d \u201cNow wait, you\u2019re saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked.\u201d\n
\u201cYes.\u201d \u201cWhat were you doing during all this?\u201d\n
\u201cDriving\u201d motioned the monkey.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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