\n\nWhy did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday.\n
My wife didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.\n
I went to work and even my colleagues didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday.\n
As I entered my office, my secretary said, \u201cHappy birthday, boss!\u201d I felt so special.\n She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, \u201cDo you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?\u201d \u201cOkay,\u201d I said.\n She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, \u201cSURPRISE!!!\u201d while I was waiting on the sofa\u2026 nak3d.\n —————————\n I got chatting to a girl in a club.\n \u201cCan I buy you a drink ?\u201d I asked.\n \u201cHave you not got a girlfriend ?\u201d she replied, \u201cGuys like you always have girlfriends.\u201d\n \u201cNo, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,\u201d I assured her.\n \u201cOh I\u2019m sorry to hear that,\u201d she said, \u201cGo on then, I\u2019ll have a white wine please.\u201d A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.\n While I was putting my clothes back on she said, \u201cSo, you\u2019re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in b3d. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?\u201d\n I said, \u201cMy wife found out.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Surprise Birthday Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, \u201cHappy birthday, boss!\u201d I\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67402,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67386","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/26-e1706956934817.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67386\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Talking\n