{"id":67388,"date":"2024-02-03T17:41:08","date_gmt":"2024-02-03T10:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67388"},"modified":"2024-02-03T17:41:08","modified_gmt":"2024-02-03T10:41:08","slug":"two-senior-widows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/two-senior-widows\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Senior Widows&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-67403 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/27.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"'>\n</p><p>Dorothy and Edna, two \u201csenior\u201d widows, are talking.\n</p><p>Dorothy: <strong>\u201cThat nice George Johnston asked me out for a date.\n<p>I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.\u201d\n</p><p>Edna: <strong>\u201cWell, I\u2019ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!\n<p>Then he takes me downstairs. And what\u2019s there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvellous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show.\n</p><p>Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.\n</p><p>Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!\u201d\n</p><p>Dorothy: <strong>\u201cGoodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn\u2019t go?\u201d Edna: <strong>\u201cNo, no, no \u2026 I\u2019m just saying, wear an old dress.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dorothy and Edna, two \u201csenior\u201d widows, are talking. Dorothy: \u201cThat nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.\u201d Edna: \u201cWell, I\u2019ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67403,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67388","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/27-e1706956862562.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67388\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>