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A man who drank alot was told by his wife \u201cIf you ever come home drunk again, I\u2019m going to leave you\u201d.\n Regardless, that night he went out to a pub and drank a lot and was sick all over his shirt. He told his friend,\n \u201cIf I go home like this my wife will leave me\u201d.\n His friend said. \u201cI tell you what, put a twenty-pound note in your inside jacket pocket, go home and show it to her and tell her somebody threw-up over you and he gave you the money for the dry-cleaning bill\u201d.\n He goes home and his wife\u2019s angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving, but he says,\n \u201cNo, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill\u201d.\n His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money. \u201cThen why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there? \u201d\n \u201cOh, the other is from the man who shat in my pants\u201d.\n ——————————-\n \n WIFE CALLS THE BAR TO CHECK IF HER HUSBAND IS TELLING THE TRUTH. BUT NEVER EXPECTED TO HEAR THIS\n A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. \u2018Where the hell have you been all night?\u2019 she demands.\n \u2018At this fantastic new bar,\u2019 he says. \u201cThe Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden.\n It\u2019s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works \u2013 hell, even the urinal\u2019s gold! \u2018\n The wife still doesn\u2019t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.\n She calls up the place to check her husband\u2019s story. \u2018Is this the Golden Saloon?\u2019 she asks when the bartender answers the phone. \u2018\n Is this the Golden Saloon?\u2019 she asks when the bartender answers the phone.\n \u2018Yes it is,\u2019 bartender answers.\n \u2018Do you have huge golden doors?\u2019 \u2018Sure do.\u2019 \u2018Do you have golden floors? \u2018Most certainly do. \u2018What about golden urinals? \u2018\n There\u2019s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, \u2018Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man who drank alot was told by his wife \u201cIf you ever come home drunk again, I\u2019m going to leave you\u201d. Regardless, that night he went out to a pub and drank a lot and was sick all over his shirt. He told his friend, \u201cIf I go home like this my wife will\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67438,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67417","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/31-e1706968084705.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67417\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Wife Calls The Bar To Check If Her Husband\u2026\n