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One day, a father and his daughter are together. The father is putting the daughter to sleep. After the father leaves, he hears her saying her prayers.\n
He hears her say, \u201dGod bless mommy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa.\u201d\n The father hears all of this and barges back into the room. He asks her, \u201dWhy did you say the last part? \u2018\n The daughter replies, \u201dBecause I needed to.\u201d The next day, grandpa di3s.\n The father thinks, \u201dIs this just a coincidence?\u201d That night he tucks her daughter into bed. He leaves the room to only hear her prayers again.\n He hears, \u201dBless mommy and daddy, rest in peace grandma.\u201d The father now is thinking, \u201dHoly shit, my daughter can see into the future?\u201d\n The next day, grandma dies. A week later nothing happens, but the night before Sunday, he is tucking his daughter into bed once more.\n He leaves and listens for any more prayers. Sure enough, there is another prayer. He hears, \u201dBless you mommy, rest in peace daddy.\u201d\n The father starts panicking and saying, \u201dHoly shit! I\u2019m going to die tomorrow!\u201d\n The following start of the next day consisted the father being alert all the time, checking the clock, looking around the room, etc. He goes to work to do the same things, being alert, all of that. He looks at the clock again 3 hours later. It\u2019s past midnight. The father says, \u201d How is this possible? I should be dead! \u201d\n He goes home and finds his wife on the couch with a scared look on her face. She asks, \u201dWhat took you so long!?\u201d\n The father says, \u201dListen honey, today I haven\u2019t had the best of days. \u201d Then as soon as he is about to tell what happened, she bursts out, \u201dI saw the mailman die yesterday! \u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One day, a father and his daughter are together. The father is putting the daughter to sleep. After the father leaves, he hears her saying her prayers. He hears her say, \u201dGod bless mommy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa.\u201d The father hears all of this and barges back into the room. He asks\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67439,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67420","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/32-e1706968028491.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67420\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}