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Two happily married 60 year old\u2019s were on holiday when they came across a magic lamp.\n
They rubbed it three times and a Genie came out. The Genie was willing to grant each person a single wish.\n
The wife wished to travel around the world. Then \u201cpoof\u201d a bunch of airline tickets showed up in her hands. The man thought about what he wanted to wish for.\n He said to the Genie, \u201cI wish my wife was thirty years younger than me.\u201d Then \u201cpoof\u201d he turned into a 90 year old man.\n What\u2019s the moral of the story?\n -Be careful what you wish for.\n ———————-\n An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.\n Then they heard voices.\n Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, they called the police\n The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.\n The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.\n He told Dispatch, \u201cDon\u2019t worry about sending an officer, I sh0t the robbers and now the dogs are eating their b0dies!\u201d\n In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed! One of the cops asked the old man, \u201cI thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them. \u201c\n The old man replied, \u201cI thought you said, there weren\u2019t any officers available.\u201d\u00a0\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two happily married 60 year old\u2019s were on holiday when they came across a magic lamp. They rubbed it three times and a Genie came out. The Genie was willing to grant each person a single wish. The wife wished to travel around the world. Then \u201cpoof\u201d a bunch of airline tickets showed up\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67440,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67422","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/33-e1706967983955.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67422\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Crafty Old Man\n