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Henry goes to confession and says, \u201cBless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women.\u201d\n The priest says, \u201cTake seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.\u201d\n \u201cWill that cleanse me of my sins, Father?\u201d\n \u201cNo,\u201d replies the priest. \u201cBut it\u2019ll wipe that silly grin off your face.\u201d\n —————\n A blonde is driving in her mini down the high way when she notices another blonde in a boat out in the middle of a corn field.\n The blonde in the boat was rowing the boat. The blonde was very frustrated at how stupid the blonde in the car was being so she pulled over and got out of the car.\n She yelled across the road, \u201d HEY YOU IN THE BOAT! I\u2019M TALKING TO YOU!\u201d\n The blonde in the boat turned and waved and continued rowing the boat.\n The blonde across the street yelled out again ,\u201dIT\u2019S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME AND I\u2019D COME HIT YOU IF I COULD SWIM!!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Henry goes to confession and says, \u201cBless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women.\u201d The priest says, \u201cTake seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.\u201d \u201cWill that cleanse me of my sins, Father?\u201d \u201cNo,\u201d replies the priest. \u201cBut it\u2019ll wipe that silly\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67441,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67424","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/34-e1706967938487.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67424\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}In The Middle of a Corn Field\n