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Satan appeared before a small town congregation.\n Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.\n Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to him and said, \u201cDon\u2019t you know who I am? \u201c\n The man replied, \u201cYep, sure do. \u201d\n Satan asked, \u201cAren\u2019t you going to run? \u201c\n \u201dNope, sure ain\u2019t,\u201d said the man.\n Satan asked, \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you afraid of me? \u201c\n The man replied, \u201cBeen married to your sister for over 48 years.\u201d\n ——————————\n So the new CEO decides it\u2019s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall.\n The room was full of workers. Seeing a chance to show he meant business.\n He says to the guy, \u2018How much money do you make a week?\u2019\n A little surprised, the young man says, \u2018I make $400. Why?\u2019\n The CEO says, \u2018Wait right here.\u2019 He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes. He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, \u2018Here\u2019s four weeks\u2019 pay.\n Now get out and don\u2019t come back! \u2019Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, \u2018Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball\u2019s job was around here?\u2019 From across the room, a voice says, \u2018Pizza delivery guy from Domino\u2019s.\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to him and said, \u201cDon\u2019t you know who I am? \u201c The man\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67443,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67428","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/36-e1706967846913.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67428\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Funny \u2013 So the new\u2026\n