{"id":67430,"date":"2024-02-03T20:43:27","date_gmt":"2024-02-03T13:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67430"},"modified":"2025-02-17T10:03:26","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T03:03:26","slug":"finally-the-blonde-joke-to-end-all-blonde-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/finally-the-blonde-joke-to-end-all-blonde-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"The bl0nde joke to end all bl0nde jokes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>FINALLY\u2026THE BL0NDE JOKE TO END ALL BL0NDE JOKES!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A bl0nde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a bl0nde.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bl0nde c0p asked to see the blonde driver\u2019s license.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She d.u.9 through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018What does it look like?\u2019 she finally asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The policewoman replied,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'> <strong>\u2018It\u2019s square and it has your picture on It. \u2018has your picture on It. \u201c\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The driver finally found a square mirror in her p.u.r.s.e, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. <strong>\u2018Here it is,\u2019 she said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bl0nde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, <strong>\u201cOK, you can go. I didn\u2019t realize you were a c0p\u2026\u201d\n<p>&nbsp;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>FINALLY\u2026THE BL0NDE JOKE TO END ALL BL0NDE JOKES! A bl0nde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a bl0nde. The bl0nde c0p asked to see the blonde driver\u2019s license. She d.u.9 through her purse and was getting progressively\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67444,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67430","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/37-e1706967802880.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67430"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113213,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67430\/revisions\/113213"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p>