{"id":68424,"date":"2024-02-20T16:44:28","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T09:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68424"},"modified":"2024-02-20T16:44:28","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T09:44:28","slug":"kids-can-say-the-funniest-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/kids-can-say-the-funniest-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids Can Say the Funniest Things!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Ah! The innocence of youth, If you ever want to hear \u201cthe truth\u201d or \u201chonest opinion\u201d from someone\u2026just ask a kid. On the other hand, children can be mysterious. You never know what precious<strong> \u201cwords of wisdom\u201d may come out of their mouths and many times, you can\u2019t keep yourself from smiling, giggling, or down-right laughing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I recently asked a few of my friends to share with me some funny stories about some of the things that their young children have said or done. It is my great pleasure to share with you some of these stories from my dear friends. So, without further ado, sit back read on, and get ready for some stories that will be certain to put a smile on your face and some warmth in your soul!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lulu: <strong>\u201cWhat is a paparazzi?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Mom: <strong>\u201cPeople who take pictures of famous celebrities.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lulu: <strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s a celebrity?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Mom:<strong> \u201cSomeone who everyone knows.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lulu: <strong>\u201cLike Taylor Swift or God?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Levi: <strong>\u201cCan I please have another cookie?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Gigi:<strong> \u201cNo, but I have something more important to tell you\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Levi: &ldquo;<strong>There is nothing more important than cookies!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Dylan: <strong>\u201cMy shoes are tired.\u201d (instead of, <strong>\u201cMy feet hurt or I\u2019m tired.\u201d)\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When it thunders, my son always says, <strong>\u201cGod must be really hungry!\u201d (As if he is saying that the sky\/heaven is God\u2019s belly)\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A men\u2019s boxer brief commercial was advertising on the TV when Crystal\u2019s little girl explained to her how the \u201cextra room\u201d zone was actually just a kangaroo pouch!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The other day, Sabrina and her little boy were down by the sea looking at a lighthouse when he suddenly, <strong>\u201d blurted out, \u201choly ship!\u201d He looked at his mom in awe and said, <strong>\u201cwhooooo Baby! Holy ship mama\u2026\u201d People who were standing around them turned and started laughing. Sabrina informed everyone, <strong>\u201cHe said SHIP! I swear!\u201d The world will never know\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A little while ago, Eddie brought his daughter to the doctor\u2019s office for one of his visits. She kept asking her dad if things hurt him. <strong>\u201cAre your ears OK? Does your throat hurt? Do you have a belly ache?\u201d Then, the loudest question of all\u2026one that made everyone look up and stare at Eddie\u2026<strong>\u201d Daddy! Does your hiney hole hurt?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Gigi: <strong>\u201cYou did a good job staying in your bed at Gigi\u2019s last night.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Levi: &ldquo;<strong>Well, I did get up one time, Gigi.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Gigi: <strong>\u201cReally?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Levi: <strong>\u201cYes, because I picked a booger with my finger and I needed a flashlight so I could look at it.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>SMH, such a boy!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Crystal walked into her little girl the other day and found her putting on her deodorant. Her daughter said that she had to put her <strong>\u201carmpit tickler protector on.\u201d Obviously, it is made to prevent tickle attacks, not excess sweating or smells \ud83d\ude0a\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Levi brought over a new puppy the other day when he saw Po (his grandpa) scolding the cat for hissing at him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Levi: <strong>\u201cPo, why are you talking to the cat? Don\u2019t you know that cats can\u2019t talk?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few minutes later, when Levi was talking to his puppy\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Po: <strong>\u201cLevi, why are you talking to the dog? Don\u2019t you know that dogs can\u2019t talk?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Levi: <strong>\u201cI know Po, but they are good listeners!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Po: &ldquo;<strong>Well, you got me there!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother,<strong> \u201cThere were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.\u201d \u201cHow did you know?\u201d his mother asked. <strong>\u201cDaddy picked them up and looked underneath,\u201d he replied. <strong>\u201cI think it\u2019s printed on the bottom.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, <strong>\u201cIf anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.\u201d A little voice from the back of the room asked, <strong>\u201cHow will that help?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After dinner, one night, Caroline\u2019s little boy\u2019s tummy made a noise\u2026probably digesting what he just ate\u2026when he says to everyone, <strong>\u201cMy tummy is saying thank you!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Me: <strong>Did you know that she has a baby in her belly? (referring to a pregnant co-worker)<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'>Kid: (horrified)<strong> You ate your baby?!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>During an elementary recess, a 2nd grader approached her Physical Education teacher who was on Recess Duty\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lara: <strong>\u201cCoach, can I ask you a question?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Coach: <strong>\u201cYes Lara, what is it?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lara: \u201c<strong>What do you want to be when you grow up?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>6-Year-Old: <strong>\u201cIs kindergarten two years?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Teacher: <strong>\u201cNo, just one.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>6-Year-Old:<strong> &ldquo;Well, it felt like two!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>We say that we go to work to pay the bills a lot because now my son, Dylan, thinks that\u2019s what we do for a living says his mom. When he asks, <strong>\u201cWhere\u2019s daddy?\u201d and I tell him that he\u2019s at work, he responds by saying, <strong>\u201cDaddy\u2019s paying the bills.\u201d When I asked him, <strong>\u201cwhat does daddy do at work?\u201d Dylan answered, <strong>\u201cDaddy pays the bills.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Dylan loves picking up his toy toolbox and say he\u2019s going to work. The other day, when he was asked what he was going to do, he said, <strong>\u201cI am going to pay the bills and mortgage.\u201d Adorable!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>\u201cChildren are our greatest treasure. They are our future.\u201d ~ Nelson Mandela\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah! The innocence of youth, If you ever want to hear \u201cthe truth\u201d or \u201chonest opinion\u201d from someone\u2026just ask a kid. On the other hand, children can be mysterious. 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