{"id":69436,"date":"2024-02-29T16:34:21","date_gmt":"2024-02-29T09:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69436"},"modified":"2024-02-29T16:34:57","modified_gmt":"2024-02-29T09:34:57","slug":"howard-is-95-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/howard-is-95-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Howard Is 95 Year Old&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-69441 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/Albescent-White-Colorful-Soft-Texture-Background-Rounded-Rectangle-Frame-Mockup-Photo-Collage-3.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"'>\n</p><p>Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.\n</p><p>One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden.\n</p><p>They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.\n</p><p>After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cDo you know what I miss most of all?\u201d\n<p>She asks.<strong> \u201cWhat?\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cS*X!\u201d\n<p>Annabel exclaims.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cWhy you old fart, you couldn\u2019t get it up if I held a gun to your head!\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cI know,\u201d Howard says. <strong>\u201cBut it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while.\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cWell, I can oblige.\u201d Says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.\n<p>Afterwards, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard\u2019s manhood.\n</p><p>Then, one night, Howard didn\u2019t show up at their usual meeting place\n</p><p>Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K.\n</p><p>She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident \u2013 Who was holding Howard\u2019s manhood!\n</p><p>Furious, Annabel yelled.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cYou two-timing creep! What does she have that I don\u2019t have?\u201d\n<p>Howard smiled happily and replied.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cParkinson\u2019s.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69441,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-69436","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Albescent-White-Colorful-Soft-Texture-Background-Rounded-Rectangle-Frame-Mockup-Photo-Collage-3-e1709199292785.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69436\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>