\nOne day, Timmy comes home early from school, and walks inside to see his mom on top of his dad \u2013 both n.a.ked. Timmy just stares, confused as to what they\u2019re doing.\n
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The mom says, \u201cTimmy? Go to your room, I\u2019ll be up in a bit.\u201d\n So Timmy goes upstairs to his room. Later his mom comes up and sits down next to him.\n She asks, \u201cTimmy, what did you see?\u201d\n Timmy replies, \u201cI saw you and dad n.@ked, and you were on top of him, bouncing up and down.\u201d\n So, Timmy\u2019s mom thinks about what to tell him, since she has to go grocery shopping and doesn\u2019t have the time to explain s.3.x right now. Then, an idea comes to her mind.\n \u201cIs that all you saw, you have no idea what we were doing?\u201d\n \u201cThat\u2019s all I saw and I have no idea.\u201d\n \u201cWell Timmy, when you get older like your father and I, you need to exercise. When your father\u2019s belly gets too big and full of air, we get nak.3d and I go on top of your father. Then I push my hands on his gut, bouncing up and down to take all the air out to make him skinny again.\u201d\n Timmy starts laughing, so his puzzled mother asks him, \u201cWhat\u2019s so funny?\u201d\n Still giggling, he says, \u201cThat\u2019s not going to work! Every time you\u2019re gone, the babysitter just blows him back up again.\u201d\n LOL! She probably wasn\u2019t expecting to hear THAT!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One day, Timmy comes home early from school, and walks inside to see his mom on top of his dad \u2013 both n.a.ked. Timmy just stares, confused as to what they\u2019re doing. The mom says, \u201cTimmy? Go to your room, I\u2019ll be up in a bit.\u201d So Timmy goes upstairs to his room. Later his\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69453,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-69450","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Albescent-White-Colorful-Soft-Texture-Background-Rounded-Rectangle-Frame-Mockup-Photo-Collage-6-e1709200758494.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69450\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}