{"id":69464,"date":"2024-02-29T17:23:01","date_gmt":"2024-02-29T10:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69464"},"modified":"2024-02-29T17:23:01","modified_gmt":"2024-02-29T10:23:01","slug":"an-old-lady-won-the-lottery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/an-old-lady-won-the-lottery\/","title":{"rendered":"An Old Lady Won The Lottery&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion.\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-69465 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/Albescent-White-Colorful-Soft-Texture-Background-Rounded-Rectangle-Frame-Mockup-Photo-Collage-9.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"'>\n</p><p>She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely\n</p><p>So one day the old lady decided to buy a dog.\n</p><p>The old lady was so bored she wanted to name her Mansion but she could not think of a name for her mansion,\n</p><p>So she said to herself before she went to sleep first thing I see in the morning I\u2019ll name my mansion!\n</p><p>The old lady falls asleep n awakes in the morning and sees a hairy b*tt!\n</p><p>The old lady says haha then my Mansion will be named Hairy b*tt!\n</p><p>The old lady got really bored n started thinking of names to name her dog she couldn\u2019t think of a good one so she said the first thing I step on I\u2019ll name my dog.\n</p><p>The old lady awakes in the morning steps on a crack the old lady says hahaha I\u2019ll name my dog crack!\n</p><p>A whole week goes by and her dog comes up missing!\n</p><p>The old lady is in panic and calls the Police!\n</p><p>When the police arrive they ask the old lady what seems to be the problem?\n</p><p>The old lady replies back frantically I looked all over my hairy b*tt but I couldn\u2019t find my crack!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely So one day the old lady decided to buy a dog. The old lady was so bored she wanted to name her Mansion but she could not think of a name for her\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69465,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-69464","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Albescent-White-Colorful-Soft-Texture-Background-Rounded-Rectangle-Frame-Mockup-Photo-Collage-9-e1709202177750.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69464\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p>