{"id":69771,"date":"2024-03-05T17:33:55","date_gmt":"2024-03-05T10:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69771"},"modified":"2024-03-05T17:33:55","modified_gmt":"2024-03-05T10:33:55","slug":"whats-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/whats-for-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"What\u2019s for Dinner?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man feared his wife wasn\u2019t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there was a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;Here\u2019s what you do,\u201d said the Doctor, <strong>\u201cstand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, <strong>\u201cI\u2019m about 40 feet away, let\u2019s see what happens.\u201d Then in a normal tone, he asks,<strong> &ldquo;Honey, what\u2019s for dinner?\u201d No response.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife, and repeats, <strong>\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for dinner?\u201d Still no response.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Next, he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife, and asks, <strong>&ldquo;Honey, what\u2019s for dinner?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Again he gets no response so, He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. <strong>\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for dinner?\u201d Again there is no response.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So he walks right up behind her. <strong>\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for dinner?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cJames, for the FIFTH time I\u2019ve said, CHICKEN!\u201d\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Moral: The problem may not be with the other one as we always think, could be very much within us!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man feared his wife wasn\u2019t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there was a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69773,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man feared his wife wasn\u2019t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[642],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69771","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-moral-story"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Whats-for-Dinner.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69771\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></h4></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p>