{"id":70038,"date":"2024-03-11T11:45:36","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T04:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70038"},"modified":"2024-03-11T14:01:49","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T07:01:49","slug":"when-youre-a-parent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/when-youre-a-parent\/","title":{"rendered":"When You’re a Parent…"},"content":{"rendered":"
He’s off to work\n Bearing the weight of the bills\n Her indoors\n With twelve hours to fill\n And up six times in the night, still\n Each thinking that the other\n Has struck the better deal\n Casting up\n And putting down\n Petty remarks and resentments abound\n So much more\n To disagree about now\n Negotiating lie-ins\n That were once spent together\n Taking turns\n When one is under the weather\n Tag-teaming\n Ships in the night\n That never-ending\n Relay race\n Passing the baton\n For another hour\n Right, it’s your turn\n I’m off for a shower \u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\n But when all’s said and done\n If I could choose anyone to\n Navigate through\n This parenthood\n It would always\n Be you\n Eavesdropping and smiling\n At the little chats you have\n Remembering that actually\n You’re a bloody good dad\n But oh remember\n That bloated adolescence of ours?\n Carefree and easy\n Doing nothing for hours\n And of course, I wouldn’t change it\n It’s better now we’ve him\n I guess what I’m saying is\n I miss you\n A bit\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" He’s off to work Bearing the weight of the bills Her indoors With twelve hours to fill And up six times in the night, still Each thinking that the other Has struck the better deal Casting up And putting down Petty remarks and resentments abound So much more To disagree about now Negotiating lie-ins That\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70039,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"He's off to work Bearing the weight of the bills Her indoors With twelve hours to fill And up six times in the night, still","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[642],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70038","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-moral-story"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/When-Youre-a-Parent.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70038\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}