Little Johnny got lost at the shopping mall.\n
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,\n
\u201cI\u2019ve lost my grandpa!\u201d\n
The guard asked,\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s his name?\u201d\n
Little Johnny says \u201cGrandpa\u201d\n
The guard smiled, then asked,\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s he like?\u201d\n
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,\n
\u201cJack Daniels whiskey, and women with big figures.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Little Johnny Got Lost At The Shopping Mall Little Johnny got lost at the shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, \u201cI\u2019ve lost my grandpa!\u201d The guard asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s his name?\u201d Little Johnny says \u201cGrandpa\u201d The guard smiled, then asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s he like?\u201d The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":73938,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-73933","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/2-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73933\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}