{"id":74125,"date":"2024-04-17T09:09:58","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=74125"},"modified":"2024-04-17T09:09:58","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:09:58","slug":"aunt-sally-was-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/aunt-sally-was-in-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Aunt Sally was in the house"},"content":{"rendered":"
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch.\n She asks what\u2019s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house with nothing on.\n So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed uncovered and sweaty.\n She asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d He replies, \u201cI\u2019m having a heart attack.\u201d\n She says \u201cI\u2019m going to call 911, while I\u2019m really looking for my sister.\u201d\n She discovers the aunt in the bathroom without clothes, and gives her a slap, \u201cHow dare you!\n My husband is having a heart attack and you\u2019re running around scaring the kids!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what\u2019s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house with nothing on. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed uncovered and sweaty. She\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74125","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Aunt-Sally-was-in-the-house.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74125\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}