{"id":74125,"date":"2024-04-17T09:09:58","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=74125"},"modified":"2024-04-17T09:09:58","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:09:58","slug":"aunt-sally-was-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/aunt-sally-was-in-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Aunt Sally was in the house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She asks what\u2019s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house with nothing on.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed uncovered and sweaty.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She asks, <strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d He replies, <strong>\u201cI\u2019m having a heart attack.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She says <strong>\u201cI\u2019m going to call 911, while I\u2019m really looking for my sister.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She discovers the aunt in the bathroom without clothes, and gives her a slap, <strong>\u201cHow dare you!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>My husband is having a heart attack and you\u2019re running around scaring the kids!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what\u2019s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house with nothing on. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed uncovered and sweaty. She\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74125","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Aunt-Sally-was-in-the-house.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74125\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>