{"id":74130,"date":"2024-04-17T09:12:39","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=74130"},"modified":"2024-04-17T09:13:19","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:13:19","slug":"mother-of-six","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/mother-of-six\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother of six"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife<strong> \u201cmother of six\u201d rather than by her first name.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife, amused at first, chuckles.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMother of six,\u201d he would say, <strong>\u201cwhat\u2019s for dinner tonight?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Get me a beer!\u201d She gets very frustrated.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out,<strong> &ldquo;Mother of six, I think it\u2019s time to go!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife immediately shouts back,<strong> \u201cI\u2019ll be right with you, father of four!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife \u201cmother of six\u201d rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. \u201cMother of six,\u201d he would say, \u201cwhat\u2019s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!\u201d She gets\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74133,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74130","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Mother-of-six.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74130\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p>