{"id":74372,"date":"2024-04-19T09:30:57","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=74372"},"modified":"2024-04-19T10:50:07","modified_gmt":"2024-04-19T03:50:07","slug":"a-wife-comes-home-late-one-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-wife-comes-home-late-one-night\/","title":{"rendered":"A wife comes home late one night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her b3droom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband\u2019s two.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Once she\u2019s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He says, <strong>\u201cHi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our b3droom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Did you say hello?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her b3droom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband\u2019s two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she\u2019s done, she goes to the kitchen to have\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74375,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74372","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-wife-comes-home-late-one-night.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74372\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>