{"id":74400,"date":"2024-04-19T10:35:56","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T03:35:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=74400"},"modified":"2024-04-19T10:35:56","modified_gmt":"2024-04-19T03:35:56","slug":"a-woman-was-having-a-daytime-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-woman-was-having-a-daytime-affair\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman was having a daytime affair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>to her horror, she heard her husband\u2019s car pull into the driveway.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh my God \u2013 Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>My husband\u2019s home early!\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;I can\u2019t jump out the window, It\u2019s raining out there!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIf my husband catches us in here, he\u2019ll kill us both!\u201d she replied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHe\u2019s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town\u2019s annual marathon,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Being undressed, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDo you always run like this?\u201d one asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh yes!\u201d he replied, gasping for air. <strong>\u201cIt feels so wonderfully free!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Another runner moved alongside him. <strong>\u201cDo you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, yes\u201d our friend answered breathlessly.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDo you always wear a c*nd*m when you run?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNope\u2026\u2026\u2026 just when it\u2019s raining\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband\u2019s car pull into the driveway. \u201cOh my God \u2013 Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. 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