{"id":74782,"date":"2024-04-23T15:12:19","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=74782"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:12:19","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:12:19","slug":"my-wife-is-missing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/my-wife-is-missing\/","title":{"rendered":"My wife is missing"},"content":{"rendered":"

My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!\n

Officer: Age?\n

Husband: I\u2019m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don\u2019t do birthdays.\n

Officer: Height?\n

Husband: I\u2019m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.\n

OFFICER : Weight?\n

Husband: Don\u2019t know. Not slim, not really fat.\n

OFFICER : Color of eyes?\n

Husband: Sort of brown I think.\n

OFFICER : Color of hair?\n

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can\u2019t remember.\n

OFFICER : What was she wearing?\n

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don\u2019t know exactly.\n

OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?\n

Husband: She went in my truck.\n

OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?\n

Husband : A 2017, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 .with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.\n

It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel
\nCB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets.\n

I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.\n

At this point the husband started choking up.\n

OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We\u2019ll find your truck.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I\u2019m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don\u2019t do birthdays. Officer: Height? Husband: I\u2019m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. OFFICER : Weight? Husband: Don\u2019t know. Not slim, not really fat. OFFICER : Color of eyes?\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74785,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74782","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/My-wife-is-missing.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74782\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}