{"id":74782,"date":"2024-04-23T15:12:19","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=74782"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:12:19","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:12:19","slug":"my-wife-is-missing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/my-wife-is-missing\/","title":{"rendered":"My wife is missing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Officer: Age?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: I\u2019m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don\u2019t do birthdays.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Officer: Height?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: I\u2019m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>OFFICER : Weight?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: Don\u2019t know. Not slim, not really fat.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>OFFICER : Color of eyes?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: Sort of brown I think.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>OFFICER : Color of hair?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can\u2019t remember.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>OFFICER : What was she wearing?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don\u2019t know exactly.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: She went in my truck.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband : A 2017, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 .with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'>CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>At this point the husband started choking up.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We\u2019ll find your truck.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I\u2019m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don\u2019t do birthdays. Officer: Height? Husband: I\u2019m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. OFFICER : Weight? Husband: Don\u2019t know. Not slim, not really fat. 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