{"id":75350,"date":"2024-05-03T10:10:54","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T03:10:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=75350"},"modified":"2024-05-03T10:10:54","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T03:10:54","slug":"three-sisters-were-all-getting-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/three-sisters-were-all-getting-married\/","title":{"rendered":"Three sisters were all getting married"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Three sisters were all getting married within a short time period.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Mum was a bit worried about how their life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital status.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The card said nothing but: <strong>\u201cNescafe\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Puzzled at first Mum went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It said: <strong>\u201cGreat from beginning to end\u201d. Mum blushed but was pleased for her daughter.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding and the card read:<strong> \u201cRothmans\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Mum now knew to go straight to her husband\u2019s cigarettes to read from the pack:<strong> \u201cSuper strong King Size\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter..\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>the third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Mum waited for a week, Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A card finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with a shaky hand,<strong> \u201cAir New Zealand \u201c.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst and finally found the ad for Air NZ.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital status. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75353,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75350","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Three-sisters-were-all-getting-married.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75350\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>