{"id":76746,"date":"2024-05-14T14:43:28","date_gmt":"2024-05-14T07:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=76746"},"modified":"2024-05-14T14:43:28","modified_gmt":"2024-05-14T07:43:28","slug":"the-funniest-order-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/the-funniest-order-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Funniest Order Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He said, <strong>\u201cI want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cThis guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo,\u201d the cook said, <strong>\u201cThree flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, OK!\u201d said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The trucker asked, <strong>\u201cWhat are the beans for, Blondie?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replied, <strong>\u201cI thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, \u201cI want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.\u201d The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, \u201cThis guy out there just ordered three\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":76749,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-76746","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Funniest-Order-Ever.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76746"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76746\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>