A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.\n

He said, \u201cI want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.\u201d\n

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,\n

\u201cThis guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?\u201d\n

\u201cNo,\u201d the cook said, \u201cThree flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.\u201d\n

\u201cOh, OK!\u201d said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.\n

The trucker asked, \u201cWhat are the beans for, Blondie?\u201d\n

She replied, \u201cI thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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