John brought his new work colleague, Robert, home for dinner.\n
As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately.\n
\u201cWow!\u201d said Robert. \u201cAnd how long have you two been married?\u201d\n
\u201cTwenty-four years,\u201d replied John.\n
\u201cYou must have a terrific marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years.\u201d\n
\u201cDon\u2019t be fooled,\u201d said John.\n
\u201cShe only does it to make the dog jealous.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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