{"id":77253,"date":"2024-05-20T16:29:10","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=77253"},"modified":"2024-05-20T16:29:10","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:29:10","slug":"a-young-couple-move-into-a-new-neighborhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-young-couple-move-into-a-new-neighborhood\/","title":{"rendered":"A young couple move into a new neighborhood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A young couple move into a new neighborhood.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging up the washing outside.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Wife: <strong>\u201cThat laundry isn\u2019t very clean; she doesn\u2019t know how to wash correctly\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Perhaps she needs better laundry detergent.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her husband looks on, remaining silent.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Every time her neighbor hangs out her washing to dry, the young woman makes the same comments.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A month later, the woman is surprised to see a nice clean load of washing on the line and says to her husband:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Wife: <strong>\u201cLook, she\u2019s finally learned how to wash her clothes correctly\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I wonder who taught her this?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband replies, <strong>\u201cI got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Moral of the story:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Some people nowadays, what they see when watching others depends on the clarity of the window through which they look, not on what\u2019s really behind\/inside of it\u2026\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging up the washing outside. Wife: \u201cThat laundry isn\u2019t very clean; she doesn\u2019t know how to wash correctly Perhaps she needs better laundry detergent.\u201d Her husband looks on, remaining silent. Every time her\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":77256,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77253","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-young-couple-move-into-a-new-neighborhood.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77253\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>