{"id":77263,"date":"2024-05-20T16:33:13","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=77263"},"modified":"2024-09-23T13:41:32","modified_gmt":"2024-09-23T06:41:32","slug":"my-wife-is-up-there-watching-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/my-wife-is-up-there-watching-me\/","title":{"rendered":"My wife is up there watching me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally his exasperated partner says, <strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s taking so long?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Hit the d@mn ball!\u201d The guy answers, \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMy wife is up there watching me from the clubh0.use.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I want to make this a perfect shot.\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cForget it, man,\u201d says his partner.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cYou\u2019ll never hit her from here.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, \u201cWhat\u2019s taking so long? Hit the d@mn ball!\u201d The guy answers, \u201cMy wife is up there watching me from the clubh0.use. I want to make\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":77266,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77263","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/My-wife-is-up-there-watching-me.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91129,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77263\/revisions\/91129"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>