{"id":77848,"date":"2024-05-24T15:22:08","date_gmt":"2024-05-24T08:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=77848"},"modified":"2024-05-24T15:22:08","modified_gmt":"2024-05-24T08:22:08","slug":"two-elderly-women-were-eating-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/two-elderly-women-were-eating-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Elderly Women Were Eating Breakfast."},"content":{"rendered":"
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.\n
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel\u2019s ear and said,\n
\u201cMabel, do you know you\u2019ve got a suppository in your left ear?\u201d\n
Mabel, surprised, answered,\n
\u201cI have a suppository in my ear?\u201d\n
She pulled it out and stared at it for a moment.\n
Then she said,\n
\u201cEthel, I\u2019m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two Elderly Women Were Eating Breakfast. Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel\u2019s ear and said, \u201cMabel, do you know you\u2019ve got a suppository in your left ear?\u201d Mabel, surprised, answered, \u201cI have a suppository in my ear?\u201d She pulled it out and stared at\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":77851,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77848","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/51-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77848\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}