{"id":78269,"date":"2024-05-31T15:35:19","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:35:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=78269"},"modified":"2024-05-31T15:35:19","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:35:19","slug":"two-really-large-women-came-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/two-really-large-women-came-in-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Two really large women came in a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So I said, <strong>\u201cCool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One of them snarled at me, <strong>\u201cIt\u2019s Wales, dumbo!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So I corrected myself, <strong>\u201cOh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>That\u2019s about as far as I remember.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, \u201cCool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?\u201d One of them snarled at me, \u201cIt\u2019s Wales, dumbo!\u201d So I corrected myself, \u201cOh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?\u201d That\u2019s about\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78286,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78269","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Two-really-large-women-came-in-a-bar.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78269\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>