{"id":78320,"date":"2024-05-31T15:48:08","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=78320"},"modified":"2024-05-31T15:48:08","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:48:08","slug":"a-man-comes-home-late-one-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-man-comes-home-late-one-night\/","title":{"rendered":"A man comes home late one night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man comes home late one night, drunk.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhere have you been?\u201d asks his wife.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIn the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDo you have golden chairs?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDo you have golden glasses?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDo you have golden beer?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDo you have a golden urinal?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHold on.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>On the other end, she hears <strong>\u201cI think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man comes home late one night, drunk. \u201cWhere have you been?\u201d asks his wife. \u201cIn the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!\u201d This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar. \u201cDo you have golden chairs?\u201d \u201cYes.\u201d \u201cDo you have golden glasses?\u201d \u201cYes.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78323,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78320","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-man-comes-home-late-one-night.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78320\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>