{"id":78325,"date":"2024-05-31T15:50:22","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=78325"},"modified":"2024-05-31T15:50:22","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:50:22","slug":"a-blonde-was-sick-and-tired-of-people-making-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-blonde-was-sick-and-tired-of-people-making-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>so she decided to hang herself.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d they ask her.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So she replies,<strong> \u201cHanging myself.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The men are confused and asked, <strong>\u201cIf you are hanging yourself, you put the rope around your neck.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The blond says, <strong>\u201cDuh\u2026I tried that, I couldn\u2019t breath.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d they ask her. So she replies, \u201cHanging myself.\u201d The men are confused and asked,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78328,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78325","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-blonde-was-sick-and-tired-of-people-making-fun.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78325\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>